Life Meaning

I get a question it seem every other week that go like:

"Cobrae, how do you view life of ultimate meaning? is life being in simalarity to big Kurt Angle Day parade, or more of like long line for completion of personal wet bathroom business?."

Once in awhile i answer question, but most of the time i never speak to that person again. It about honor, dedication, and sometime life can be like one big yankee game where life and honor are the ball in infinite game of yankeeman catch. So i get a vision one day from Danny Glover where he come down and blow gaint loud foghorn and then i cover my ear because of it being too loud. He sit down in my bedroom while we discuss plans for my future, and what even a future is becuase i consider him for being biggest influence in ruthless pursuit of Transfer Sequence and of how to capture woman for extended stay in labratory.

So as i opening cold can of tomato soup he get big idea like "oh yea, i undersawand life and how it means"
So he write down blueprint of life, featuring equations and question mark and number anywhere from 1 to 11. i so amazed that i do big uppercut into his chin and do 3 or 4 cannonball backflips before reaching the ground. he didnt like that, so like angry genie he juyst leave his blueprint on table and forever maybe it go unfinished.

well long story short i black out and complete blueprints in my sleep or something and then i come to and well so here they are, here it is: the meaning of life meaning.....

Life Print Level 1:

Here you see the basics of life. Humprey's Corner, Dumbledore Casle, Nosy Greta's Baby Tamborine Land, all the type of thing you learn in basic school lesson. Within all the major system is contained LIFE, which stand for Landing In Freeform Endless. Just kidding, it obvious it dont stand for any thing. That was a test, and you get check minus!

 As you related to previous lesson abouts curvy loop, your life and in fact all life is contain inside globe within other skinny curvy that barely defined within outer limit of Danny Glover jurisdiction. He cant help you any more, and you will be forced to find other jungle man who has been in movie. From here out we know that all perception of knowledge truly end in Nosy Greta's Baby Tamborine Land (for example: why nosy greta so nosy? would be nosy to ask such question, turnig you into a little nosy greta yourself!). Here on you will have to continue without knowledge of other knowledge, a task whicvh make you much like Hellen Keller in juggling competition, or Anne Frank playing big game of hide and go peek. Do you feel hopeless yet? I hope so. That just your brain submitting to larger more meaningful brain. But we just getting started. How do you figure you go entire life without learning about beyond entirety? Without learning (7)zbark? Ridiculous!! Almost laugable at attempt by subnoble creature to obtain Gold Globe without understanding of how it relate to Larger Systems. Moving on...

Life Print Level 2 (Larger Systems):

Now we begin to explore larger 4D sysytems, where meaning is create by interaction of curvy loop, PURE ENERGY, Duncan Hoop, and from there lathered and shaved into proper form for Horsechop 5. Of course, all of larger systems are false math equation, one big ruse.....a set up for Horsechop to steal all of top signal gravy and convert it into pure heartsmoke d/04. This is known as The Great Horse Conspiracy, and I can't stop talking about it. Decoy Universe you plainly see in center is actually perfect heartsmoke crystal, and while geometricly perfect, you must not fall for back room pony prank! What you need do is create false perimeter using junc1 and junc 2, then all Duncan will have to work with is unmanagable0!...this will no doubt bring Horsechop to a halt and bring shame onto whole steed and donkey family . you have now only curvy loop of PURE ENERGY which create infinite substrate of Meaning (after all, that what brought you here in the first place, do i lie?).

 How to transcend infinity you ask? Wouldnt life be over before finding meaing you ask? When do I get to go to bathroom you ask? Remember, this is timeless system, so if concentrate hard enough, you can pass through infinity an infinity amount of times before infinity even begin. Now you have find meaning of life before even finding meaning of life, a 4D shortcut that buff up meaningless 3D body into true Life Champion. Do you undersawand why you run life like giant curvy loop? why baby is born and poppy get soggy in his shorts? before and after have no meaning in 4D circle parade, but what about meaning of meaning of life.....why come all this way? Meaning of Life can be found between toenail, in backround code of any Jumanji movie, and is kiddy dingles compared to what i about to demonstate. Here where things start to get complicated, and definition begin to lose defining notion, so put another feather in your cap and come with me...

Life Print Level 3 (The Trisquangle):

All bets are off! Do you have any idea what going on here? cause i certaintly dont.

That is the true mystery of the trisquangle. You can see it, you can taste it, you can smell it, touch it, feel it, but danny glover forbid if you can taste it or see it. buddy, we operating on pure instinct alone. This is point where logic being to trick itself, and you find yourself starting to deconstruct curvy loop just to pray hope find single piece of taffy that dont exist in 8 dimensions! when this happen, i close my eyes and stare straigteht into the Bruncle. Bruncle-be good, Bruncle be true. Bruncle be me, and Bruncle be you!!! HAHAHA!!! see, Bruncle based jokes make me laugh myself into alternate future where laughter dont exist.

We're loosing you. I can feel the Bruncle pulling you in. That okay, bruncle okay. What color is bruncle? since you been looking at bruncle for about 2 minute already, you should know what color bruncle is. But that right, we both just remembered and will remember that time and knowledge don't exist past top of Dumbledore Castle. How do I know this and how can i know this? i know cause i don't know it, and this is true beauty of bruncle, as we find ourselves united in absolutinating paradoxythetical state of life being. Here where we find out truth that this is just internet site. there is no bruncle. There no meaning of meaning of life.....there is not even such thing as oxflop, or primbo9. I guess it was all for nothing. and iff all for nothing then what is meaning of meaning of life? Meaning of Meaning of Life is nothing. It mean nothing. i cant tell you how much filled with dissapointment. It all mean nothing. And if meaning of meaning of life mean nothing, then lets continue now that you've gotten that out of your system. You have no choice to but to accept my tricks and keep moving or else you'll get caught up living in castle made of past thought instead of building castle consisting of next second thought. If you let me think for you this far, dont be surprised when i lock you in cage and subject you to ruthless masturbation chamber. In game of Meaning, reader safety mean nothing and nothing mean everything to everyone except you. Why you not accept constant punishment for future disobedience? Did i not teach you lesson about beginning before beginning begins? Do you not understand that in world of true meaning of meaning of life, there is nothing left to obey? How dare you! I will make sure to be extra rough during your stay in the chamber, severity level infinite due to alpha-omega state of metaphysical mutiny. Once I'm done with you, you'll never know that I'm about to begin, which is really the point.

Has you been experience of infinite nothing? Can i get you rc cola or glass or 2 of puppet milk? We've finally reaching point where all waves break into larger wave of own becoming. Like origami paper unfolding to become the origomist, Tree branch branching off into tree branch branching off into fractal set repeating. Just as you get over the wall, you find out that wall was trying to get over you!! Just as you try to answer question, answer was already question in bigger game of Truth or Dare Jenga. look, you can never win. Which is important in figuring out ultimate loss you sustain in Life Print 4: The Meaning of Meaning Life Meaning.

Life Print Level 4 (Oborby):

Finally we get to final meaning of meaning of life meaning. The top of the pops, best of the best of the best, the bork of the spork, Jimmy's wet balloon. Why you come all this way....why you trust me even after extended stay in masturbation chamber? You curious like big jungle cat, that why. you want awnswers that you can't give yourslef since question just lead to other answer that you question again in endless game of boggle jr.

 HEre it is. I lied to you, and for that I am very sorry that you are easily believe my lies. And by now you should know that apology is only there to make me seem like I am caring individual, and for that I am very sorry. The truth of matter is.....we never left Horsechop 5. I keep tell you not to fall for back door pony prank! This is one thing I learn from Baraky Trombombo, he change everything on us so i change everything on you. Meaning of life is of one big decoy, greater than even horse conspricay, and rather expansive drain on cobra infinity general spirit. But it get even better. Rember this?

"...but just be warn that there no such thing as a free ride."

Yes that right, even decoy universe cost money. you think life meaning come free?? Ridiculous!! I have you down for infinity search for life meaning, which mean you owe obory, nosy greta and all the rest 43% of heartsmoke infinity. you have until before beginning of forever to pay me, or orbory will send stampede of horse and pony to come and rape tiny meaningless body.

Rember when I tell you that life is like giant curvy loop? Well in this case it actuarlly more like trisquangle, and you made classic mistake of looking directly at Bruncle. It just basic geogretry.

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